Okay, so Paris Hilton is dating Stavros whatever his name is, that big tall Greek guy who was dating Mary-Kate Olsen. This being after she broke up with the first sort of tall Greek guy Paris. Anyway, according to Page Six, "'Stavros offered a homeless man outside $100 to dump a soda on himself,' a source squealed to Us Weekly. 'The desperate bum took the payout and everyone laughed.'" NIIICE GUY!
And then Paris is apparently in a catfight with little Mary-Kate over the guy. In this video, Paris Hilton is talking on her cell phone while exiting her limo and calling someone "ugly and anorexic!" Methinks she's talking about either Mary-Kate or Nicole Richie!!
"Hi, Pot? Kettle." And what's up with the hammertoes?
Friday, November 04, 2005
Never a Dull Moment
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Go To Jail P. Diddy Puff Daddy Combs
So, I heard this on CNN this morning, and then re-read the actual news story today:
FEC is asked to investigate Sean 'Diddy' Combs
Nov 3, 2005, 23:40 GMT
WASHINGTON, DC, United States (UPI) -- A formal complaint filed with the Federal Election Commission Thursday claims Sean 'Diddy' Combs violated federal law during the U.S. presidential campaign.
The National Legal and Policy Center, NPLC, claims Diddy violated the Federal Election Campaign Act and the Internal Revenue Service Code, when he rallied support of Democratic presidential candidate, Sen. John Kerry, AllHipHop.com reported.
The NLPC alleges a Detroit rally conducted by Diddy`s non-profit group, Citizen Change, included speeches from actor Leonardo DiCaprio and Detroit Mayor Kwame Kilpatrick urging the crowd to oust President Bush from office.
The complaint asks the FEC to investigate whether Diddy used his company`s corporate funds to illegally support Citizen Change.
The complaint also alleges Diddy may have used his 'Vote or Die' campaign as a commercial endeavor to make money for his clothing line.
Combs was not available for comment.
Credit: United Press International
So, nothing would make me happier than seeing Diddy go to jail after watching him treat those poor girls on "Making the Band 3" like total crap. He made them run, like, seven miles, while he followed them in a rickshaw and yelled at them with a megaphone. He then flaunted the fact he had water and stuff to drink while they were "out of shape." THEN he made them do a dance audition and sent three of them home because they were tired!!! And when one poor girl had to go to the hospital for popping her hip out of the socket and tearing a ligament, he sent her home too! Karma's a bitch Diddy, Karma's a bitch.
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Thursday, November 03, 2005
More Observant Things in Pictures
You can see Paris' birth control patch through her costume. At least she's using protection because it would be a crashing blow to society if she decided to procreate. There are some stars who serve as poster children for the promotion of involuntary sterilization. I kid! I kid! I just love to hate Paris.
The brand of underwear she's wearing says "Trashy" on the tag.
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I did a Double-Take
So, I'm reading up on Colin Farrell because I have a thing for brooding Irish guys, since I'm sometimes a brooding Irish girl. I've found one of my favorite new bars is The Republican, because I'm not the only brooding Irish person. Anyway, I digress.
Here's this picture of Colin Farrell, obviously smashed at a bar, which is fine because that's his thing. But WHAT does he have hanging from his pants? Rabbit's foot? Coin purse? I don't know, because at first glance it didn't look like EITHER of those things:
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Too Gross Not to Post!
This crazy kid made a $47, 30,000 calorie sandwich. Here's the calorie breakdown:
Food Calories
Fried Mushrooms – 15 450
Bacon – 14 pieces 990
Onion rings – 18 1140
Ground Beef – 1/4 lb. 293
Corndogs – 2 540
Swiss Cheese – 4 slices 425
Provolone Cheese – 4 slices 397
Cheddar Cheese – 4 slices 455
Sliced Ham – 1/4 lb. 184
Sliced Turkey – 1/4 lb. 181
Pastrami – 1/4 lb. 394
Sliced Roast Beef – 1/4 lb. 200
Bratwurst – 1 510
Braunschweiger – 1/4 lb. 580
Wheat Bread – 1 lb. 1030
Lettuce – 1/2 head 25
Feta Cheese – 4 oz. 350
Italian Salad Dressing – 6 oz. 480
Oregeno – 50 grams 438
Salt & Pepper – 50 grams 0
Butter – 1/2 lb. 1600
Parmesan Cheese – 100 grams 465
Canola Oil – 154 Tbsp. 18,432
Total 29,559
His colon is still cursing him. To see it, visit here, but trust me when I say, it's not pretty.
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Really, Ryan Seacrest is Straight
Found this little snippet at hollywoodfyi.com about Ryan Seacrest's big plans for Halloween.
"Ryan Seacrest, is set to be the “Queen of the Carnaval” at the 18th Annual West Hollywood Halloween Costume Carnaval on October 31st, 2005, the largest Halloween street party in the world.
The honorary title is a highlight at the evening festivities, with the coronation taking place in front of over 450,000 anticipated spectators this year. The Carnaval continues to be the second largest holiday event in the Los Angeles area – second only to the annual Tournament of Roses Parade and catapults the small city of West Hollywood to 7th largest California City for one night.
The Carnaval is on Monday, October 31st from 6PM to midnight, cost is free."
Now, for those of you unfamiliar, West Hollywood is home to So. Cal's main gay and lesbian population. The only reason I bring it all up is that Seacrest goes out of his way to make sure he's perceived as so straight. He makes sure to talk about women, he makes sure women know he's dating women, he makes sure the press knows he's not really flirting with Simon Cowell. If he wouldn't make such a big deal out of his "straightness" then it wouldn't be so funny!! Anyway, we're just a couple of months away from the new season of American Idol. Yay.
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Hollywood's Latest Waif
Hilary Duff is nothing but skin and teeth!
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Bringing you up to Speed...
So, Ami asked and she recieved. The particulars on the Colin Farrell sex tape scandal!
From femalefirst.co.uk, August 11, 2005:
Colin Farrell has won a legal ban on his sex tape. .
A judge has ruled the steamy video - which the actor made with Playboy model Nicole Narain - cannot be sold, distributed or posted on the internet until the lawsuit is resolved.
Farrell's lawyer, Martin Singer, said: "We're pleased with the result. My client's privacy rights should be preserved".
The Irish heartthrob is now hoping the preliminary injunction will be made permanent.
He is suing Narain for breach of oral contract and invasion of privacy, alleging she tried to sell the tape with two porn businessmen, which the glamour girl denies. Farrell's lawyer offered to drop the lawsuit against Narain if she joined forces with them to stop the tape being made public, but she decline. Singer said: "We offered to drop the case and not seek one penny of damages against her if she would join with us in our action As of today, she has refused"
The 14-minute tape is said to show naked Narain poking out her pierced tongue and winking at the camera, while Colin says: "I could do this breakfast, lunch and dinner" It has also been reported that the model performs several positions from the Kama Sutra
So, sadly, we won't be able to watch this tape, as the judge ruled it be kept under wraps. I know, I know, it's sad but true. And certainly a sex tape we'd all rather watch than "One Night in Paris."
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Drunklee Simpson! I Am Me?
I found this little nugget of information from one of the "reliable" sources I read each day, that was too funny not to pass along:
"I just wanted to let you know that last night (Nov1/05), after Ashlee Simpson's thing on Much Music, she was seen at McDonalds piss drunk, falling all over herself. It was a guy's birthday and he asked her if he could take a picture with her, and she replied, "only if you kiss my shoe". No jokes."
I have no problem with this, in fact, I'm sure I've been to a McDonald's drunk at some point in my life too. The thing I have the problem with is, here's another DRUNK UNDERAGE STAR. How come they can get away with underage drinking, a la Lindsey Lohan? Here are role models, however loosely that term applies, and little girls who want to be just like them are subject to this behavior.
Update 11/04/05: Here's video of the whole incident.
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Wednesday, November 02, 2005
Pregnant Stars and Stuff
So Heath Ledger and Michelle Williams has a little baby girl yesterday just a year and a half after Ledger split from his girlfriend Naomi Watts because he didn't want to get married, settle down and have kids. You remember Ledger from Lords of Dogtown this past summer and Williams from... who is she again? KIDDING! She was Jen from Dawson's Creek which I still miss immensely.
In other baby news, Katie Holmes is getting big, and people wonder if she's WAY more than three months pregnant. In fact, methinks the reason a wedding even came about was because she was knocked up. Now she and Tom Cruise were spotted singing a duet of "Mustang Sally" and "Old Time Rock and Roll" at a Scientology bash last weekend. Apparently they were "laughing and smiling and talking to the crowd." They also jumped on the couches. Okay, I made that part up.
Speaking of Tom Cruise and his support for pregnant women, Brooke Shields is pregnant with her second child with husband Chris Henchy. No word on whether or not she's still taking the Zoloft.
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The Coming of Seabiscuit
I heard the funniest thing on Headline News this morning regarding the American tour of Prince Charles and his wife, the Duchess of Cornbeef... err, Cornwall. They said, "The American public could not be less interested..." Why the disinterest? Are we over the royals?
From People.com, "The day played out with Charles's visit to the United Nations, where he met Secretary-General Kofi Annan. Camilla then joined him for an all-star reception at the Museum of Modern Art, where the New York Post said of Camilla's "dowdy" blue-velvet dress: 'Queen Camilla is New York's Frump Tower.' Still, many of the paper's columnists found her extremely gracious." Meaning, Seabiscuit's hard to look at but she's got a sweet spirit.
Camilla does not compare to Princess Diana, we all loved her, and if you tell me you didn't watch her early 80s wedding, I'll say you're lying. Who can forget seeing the late Diana dancing with John Travolta, or that great red dress she wore to a state dinner? Not to mention the tragedy surrounding her death? Where are the icons of today?
Maybe Angelina Jolie and all the charity work she's currently doing, and her torrid relationship with Brad Pitt. Maybe Colin Farrell and his plight to stop the posting of his sex video on the internet. I don't know, nothing compares to Princess Di's class.
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Tuesday, November 01, 2005
Girly Girl Pick of the Week 11/01
Since we need more girly stuff out there, a Beyond the Air reader suggested I write about my girly product picks and so I thought I'd make it a weekly thing. If you run into something I should try and then review, then please send a comment or email and I'll think about it.
I was telling reader SarahBellum about Glossing Creme from Frederic Fekkai, and the fact it's the most fabulous thing I've tried. In Utah, my hair is dry. It also doesn't help that I'm a blow dryer and color addict and that tends to make my hair look pretty rough. I've been trying to grow out my hair, and this creme makes it look much shinier and healthier than I think it really is.
The appeal of this product is the olive oil. I had an Italian friend tell me his mom used to put real olive oil in her hair and it made her hair really shiny and managable. This goes one step further than just plain olive oil, it has other good stuff in it like sunscreen and also blocks the damage from blow dryers. And, Sarahbellum, it works for curly and wavy hair too!
Stay tuned for next week's Girly Girl pick!!
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Simpson Sis... crazy is as crazy does
In order to deal with her "tough life," Jessica Simpson has been seeing a therapist. Now, I'm not going to bad on people who go to therapists, or have gone to therapists or who think they might need to see a therapist. However, if you read BETWEEN the lines of what Jessica is saying in the articles regarding the subject, it's much more telling. Let me translate for you, JS is "Jessica Simpson" HI is "Holly's Insight." Shall we begin?
JS: "I respect knowledge of the psyche."
HI: "I do not even know the word 'respect,' much less the word 'psyche.'"
JS: "I would be a therapist if I weren't an entertainer."
HI: "Because 'Newlyweds' was SO entertaining."
JS: "It's a way for me to know myself, my problems and my issues. If I don't do this, I'll push everything back until I explode."
HI: "I once exploded and instead of grey matter there was chicken... or was it tuna?"
JS: "Hopefully mine and Nick's story will continue for the rest of our lives, like what we vowed, through sickness and in health."
HI: "Nick and I are getting divorced." NOTE how she says "Hopefully," which incidentally isn't even a word, meaning "I don't know if we'll last past Thursday."
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Humpty Dumpty Had a Great Fall
Apparently everyone's favorite Gleaming the Cube (okay, he was hot in Pump Up The Volume too) actor has taken a big fall. According to People Magazine, "Christian Slater apparently fell off the roof of Paris Hilton's neighbor's house during a weekend party at the West Hollywood home of the hotel heiress.
Slater, 36, purportedly made his climb to inspect some folks who complained about the noise. He then landed in the bushes and was 'not injured, not hurt, not arrested,' Los Angeles Police Department Sgt. Karen Leong tells the New York Post."
Couldn't you just see Slater, in that Jack Nicholson kind of voice, jumping out of the bushes with his hands held high yelling, "I meant to do that!" This reminds me of that scene in Christmas Vacation when Clark Griswold falls off the roof and then ends up with pine sap all over him. Next thing we'll know, Paris Hilton's ferrett will end up biting through the cord to the Christmas tree lights, and fries himself into the carpet. Hilarity ensues.
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Wednesday, October 26, 2005
How Nice is too Nice? A Rant.
I'm continually amazed at how tactless people are when they feel they know you, but don't. Case in point: men who have to nitpick women on the radio just because they're women. I don't just assume a guy is a "skank" or a "slut" because he's on the air, why are those the easiest things to call women they hear? Do they honestly think, "She's on the radio, she's a slut?" Is that the question that goes through their heads? Amazing that these people who don't even know me think I'm an "idiot," a "slut," a "skank," a "teeny-bopper jerk."
Thick skin. Fine, you have to have thick skin, but sometimes I don't. It's hard enough to get up, try to do a good job at work, try to have a bit of a life, take care of yourself, make sure the oil in your car is changed... the normal stuff everyone else deals with too. And yet, some person has to ruin your day by just sending an email out of the blue personally insulting you for absolutely nothing. Nothing constructive, just the fact that you're on the radio so you're a "skank."
Token woman. When will society get to the point where the female isn't the "token?" Will we ever deem a man "token?" And why is it that when a women works off her ass and tries to get ahead in her career, she's nothing more than just a "token?" Not a "hard-worker" not "good at what she does" but a "token."
At what point do you stop having the will not to believe all the bad stuff? Never, I will rant and I will go on. Opinions are like assholes, everybody's got one, and so do I.
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Saturday, October 08, 2005
New Level of Geekdom
Finally got my computer up and running, thanks to Paul who came to visit from New Orleans. New battery, Tiger, and a new hard drive. I used to have a 20 Gb, but made the switch to a 60. Now, part of me thinks I should've sucked it up and gotten a 100 Gb. I guess I'll see how this one goes and then move up from there. Thanks also to the guys at ExperCom who replaced the hard drive in less than an hour.
So now that everything's up and running, I'm much more motivated to update the ol' blog. "Yeah, right!" you say? No, really, I've found new love in my iBook. I've also gotten really really into podcasting today, more so than just the occasional Salon report I download. If you're into this sort of thing, check out "this WEEK in TECH" or "TWIT," MacCast and iPod Lounge Week in Review.
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Tuesday, September 27, 2005
Friday, September 09, 2005
Katrina Photos
Here are some pictures sent to me by a very good friend dealing with the hurricane in New Orleans.
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Sunday, August 28, 2005
MTV Video Music Awards...
Well, another year's worth of VMAs come and gone. Mariah Carey looked pretty, HATED Gwen's dress (and wasn't she boycotting the Awards, anyway?), Missy Elliot has lost a ton of weight and I have TOTAL girl-crush on Shakira. WHY was Paris even there? Here dress was cute though, I just wish she wouldn't speak. What was Jessica Simpson wearing?
Here's a list of some winners if you missed it:
Video of the Year: Green Day
Best Male Video: Kanye West
Best Female Video: Kelly Clarkson
Best Group Video: Green Day
Best Rap Video: Ludacris
Best R&B Video: Alicia Keys
Best Hip-Hop Video: Missy Elliott & Ciara
Best Dance Video: Missy Elliott & Ciara
Best Pop Video: Kelly Clarkson
Viewer's Choice Award: Green Day
Didja' watch? Whatcha' think? NOW COMMENT!!
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Monday, August 22, 2005
Vince Vaughn at his Finest
Just thought I'd throw a little exclusive photo your way. I got this sent to me... apparently Vince Vaughn needs to be propped up after a rough night in Hollywood. Note the sallow skin and food stain on his shirt. For you do-it-yourselfers, change the photo to black and white and see the dirty shirt really stand out!
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Thursday, August 18, 2005
My lack of commitment to posting
I promise will be much better. I know I've neglected my little blog and I'm hereby determined to be better about that...
...tomorrow... :) KIDDING! I kid! I kid!
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Monday, August 01, 2005
Where is the Love?
Okay, so obviously Fergie didn't pee. I have pants that do this!! I dread having pants that do this! I wore some cute, cotton Aberbcrombie pants last summer to a remote, and it was hot, and any sweat looks like a little bit of pee. In fact, I believe our remote tech accused me of peeing but I am grown up enough, as is Fergie, to know when to use the bathroom. I have not worn the pants since, even though they're great for summer. I have some new pants from Old Navy that I suspect will be the same way when worn if it's too hot out, I haven't tried to find out.
I feel for you, girl! You sing out loud and proud!!
Remember 97.1 ZHT is presenting Gwen Stefani along with the Black Eyed Peas October 25th... get your thin cotton pants ready right now!!
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Thursday, July 07, 2005
The Infamous Shirt
So, this shirt isn't really a big deal but I thought it was cute and that's why I got it. We talked on the show today about this woman I work with who commented on this shirt the day I wore it a couple of weeks ago, telling me "that shirt is so cute." She then showed up to work about a week or so later wearing THE SAME SHIRT as me. I said, "Wow, that looks familiar." To which she replied, "Yeah, after I got it I thought it looked like yours."
My question was "is that weird?" I'm not saying that nobody else on the planet can have my same shirt. I just think it's strange that you'd buy the same shirt as someone KNOWING a co-worker had it, and then WEARING it to work. If you liked it enough that you had to have it, wouldn't you maybe just avoid wearing it around the person who's body on which you saw the shirt in the first place?
So, here's the shirt... just a cheapie t-shirt, but I'm going to use it for either a car towel or jewelry-polishing cloth. Just a quickie picture taken with my Verizon Wireless camera phone, but I had to show what it looked like since I'm not wearing it again.
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Wednesday, July 06, 2005
Dancing With the Stars?!?
John and Charlotte were robbed! Robbed of the win!! Having danced, and competed in, ballroom, Kelly and Alec did NOT deserve to win. Granted, she worked hard, however, their final number did NOT merit a perfect score. When she is not being led, she can't remember steps, and her final "lift" was atrocious when she slipped and landed on her knees. Her footwork was sub-par, and John had the much more difficult role in having to lead the dances, never having led them before.
WHAT were the judges watching? My mom and I agree we won't watch future seasons of "Dancing with the Stars." And we're serious about that. (Okay, so I'll probably end up watching, but my mom won't!) I'm very passionate about ballroom.
Here's to John and Charlotte who really won but got screwed! Screwed with the Stars!!
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Happy Wedding DB and Nici!!!
Congrats to our very own Dangerboy who got married last week...
The newly married happy campers.
The nice lady who gave DB and Nici their marriage license.
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Thursday, June 30, 2005
In Case You Missed it!!!
Now, I'm not saying this is true, you decide for yourself... but if you missed my post on our Hollywood Sleaze page here it is...
To shed some light on the whole Katie/Tom thing... believe it or not, it’s up to you:
Apparently Tom Cruise was supposedly caught in bed with Matchbox 20’s Rob Thomas by Rob Thomas’ wife Marisol!!! Rob Thomas is a Scientologist too, and nobody wanted the rumor to get out, especially from Marisol who threatened to talk. So, the Scientologists came up with a plan to audition girlfriends for Tom Cruise, ending up with Katie Holmes. They promised her a lot of money and a boost in her career from B- list to A- list celebrity. But now Marisol is so irritated at the media attention she is threatening to go to the media with everything.
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Tuesday, June 28, 2005
Forehead Goldie
I can't believe it, we talked to this girl today who's put an auction on eBay to have companies bid on advertising space on her forehead!! Check this auction out-- it's the second most-watched auction on eBay right now, I'm wondering what the first most-watched auction on eBay is right now!
She's going in tomorrow to have it done, which is totally crazy. I'm constantly amazed what people will do for their kids. She says she wants to send him to private school and give him a better life. Good luck girl! May the forehead be with you.
Yesterday, Goldie also wrote, "w0w w0w w0w w0w w0w w0w w0w breaking news this just in...........................
I WILL BE ON THE 97.1 ZHT MORNING ZOO!!!! FOR A LIVE RADIO BROADCAST AT 7:40AM UTAH TIME FOR ALL WHO ARE IN THE UTAH AREA PLEASE TUNE IN..... THANKS FOR ALL YOUR SUPPORT"
Aww, thanks, Goldie! I'm thinking of heading over to her tattooing tomorrow afternoon, to get some audio and pictures. I'll post whatever I get! Or maybe I'll get a tattoo of my own while I'm there-- not necessarily on my forehead.
Watch the Auction!
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Chain Letter
I hate these things, but since this week is feeling really long, I selfishly need something nice to happen to me tomorrow between 1 and 4 p.m. I am continually amazed how Chain Letter knows just when that something nice will hit, I mean, who am I to argue with Chain Letter? I hate Chain Letter, and this is the first one I've passed along-- ever! Okay, except for that one where you're supposed to receive panties from around the world, but I never got any. So, I hope ten people read this so I don't have "Ten years of ten bad things." I'm also hoping that when midnight rolls around my "true love" realizes I exist-- but how can I be sure Pierce Brosnan has my current phone number?
Now what you're going to have to do is copy/paste and resend it! BWAHAHAHAHAAAA!
A girl asked a guy if he thought she was pretty. He said...no.
She asked him if he would want to be with her forever....and he said no.
She then asked him if she were to leave would he cry, and once again he replied with a no.
She had heard enough. As she walked away, tears were streaming down her face.
The boy grabbed her arm and said.... You're not pretty you're beautiful.
I don't want to be with you forever. I NEED to be with you forever!
And I wouldn't cry if you walked away...I'd die...
WASN'T THAT A SWEET THOUGHT! SO NOW I WILL SAY:
I like you because of who you are to me.... A true friend and if I don't get this back I'll take the hint.
Tonight at midnight your true love will realize they truly love you.
Something good will happen to you at 1:00-4:00 pm tomorrow. It could be anywhere; AOL, yahoo, outside of work, anywhere.
Get ready for the biggest shock of your life. If you break this chain letter you will be cursed with 10 problems for the next ten years.
If you send it to 10 people in 10 minutes you're safe!
Remember: "A good friend will bail you out of jail....But a true friend will be sitting next to you saying "...
WE SCREWED UP! BUT WASN'T IT FUN!!!
The thought of you brightens my day!
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Thursday, June 23, 2005
Alternative Uses!
I got this from Listener Chelsy who wrote "Recently (6/22/05) we celebrated one of my coworker’s birthdays. We ran into a bind. We had forgotten to get birthday candles for the cake and at the time it was a torrential downpour outside. After a long search I came across some of my Pearl Tampax …. and the rest is history….we used a light, regular and heavy tampon for her birthday candles, lit the ends and she made her birthday wish."
Yes, nothing says "Happy Birthday" quite like a bunch of burning tampons!! This is a quick-fix that would make MacGyver proud. Now, if only they could build a bomb out of Tampax and hand lotion!! Thanks Chelsy for the laugh!
Does anyone else have any good, alternate uses for household items?
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HAPPY SUMMER!
I forgot to wish everyone a happy first week of summer! Have a tall, cold one, whatever your preference might be.
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Say it isn't so!?
WHY does this happen with all my boyfriends? Okay, so maybe Colin Farrell didn't exactly know he was my boyfriend so I think I might let this one slide. As long as he doesn't cheat on me again!
"All of Miami is buzzing about Colin Farrell hooking up with the illustrious drag sensation Elaine Lancaster during a recent party at the Versace mansion. It seems at some point during the party, Colin retired to one of the bedrooms and was seen rolling around by himself, moaning and whatnot (as you do at parties like that). Then the lovely and irrepressable Miss Lancaster was seen going into the room and shutting the door behind her. Two hours later, Colin emerged badly disheveled, unbuttoned, unzipped, and with her shocking-pink lipstick all over his face. South Beachers were shocked, yes SHOCKED! at the lusty leprechaun's latest shenanigans."
So, what's the deal? Is this alluding that my Colin is attracted to women (hence the makeup thing) but really likes men or that it doesn't matter and he wants it all? Or what about the expert we had on the show the other day talking about Gay Husbands and straight wives who claims that men aren't bi-sexual, they're all gay but perhaps not yet confronting that? Is it possible that Colin just enjoyed the companionship of these people? As I understand it, people cross-dress without being necessarily homosexual. Look at my other love, Eddie Izzard who very much looks hot in makeup, and who is very much straight. With that, I pass along this service to the women out there:
The Checklist if You Think Your Man Is Gay
You have a normal sexual appetite, but your mate thinks you have excessive sexual needs.
There is a decline of sexual activity early in your marriage.
Your husband is repulsed by normal sexual activity.
Your mate admits to having had more than two homosexual encounters.
Your husband reveals he's bisexual.
Your partner visits gay bars claiming he’s there only to hang out with his gay friend (s).
Your mate watches porno movies with gay male scenes.
Your mate makes continual homophobic comments.
Your partner’s ego appears to be boosted by compliments from gay men.
For more information, log onto Gay Husbands
I love you Eddie Izzard! One day you will be mine!
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Wednesday, June 22, 2005
Tom Cruise/ Katie Holmes Debacle...
I still don't buy this relationship. I haven't bought it from day one, and I still don't buy it. I'm curious to see how long it lasts after "War of the Worlds" opens. I mean, if the relationship mysteriously ends, I'm going to totally say "I told you so."
In the meantime, what's up with the bug eyes?
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Tuesday, June 14, 2005
Bag Lady Dressin'
I'm wondering what the deal is with stars and their dress lately. Bluntly stated, why does everybody look like a bag lady lately. I believe this all started with what I refer to as the "Mary-Kate Phenomenon" where you TRY to look like you're wearing a doily, so as to disguise your dwindling frame. Is that the deal? Is everyone in Hollywood getting so skinny that it's hard to find clothes that fit? Don't tell me you don't have enough money... how 'bout we all go out and get a sandwich? For real. I watch my weight, I watch what I eat, however I work hard enough at what I look like that I don't want to look like a bag lady, and I get up at 3:00 in the morning! I don't get it, somebody please explain it to me.
Here are some examples:
Scarlett Johanssen, 1980s Bag Lady
Mary-Kate Olsen, A Grandmother's Bag Lady
Paris Hilton, Beverly Hills Bag Lady
Anna Nicole Smith, Just a Bag
About the only person right now who doesn't look like a bag lady is Katie Holmes, and I can't stand her lack of thought for her own. For example, she's now converting to Scientology because Tommy wants her to change. Let's see him change for her!
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Friday, June 03, 2005
Full House THIS!
This was simply too precious not to post... again. I put it on our Hollywood Sleaze page, but had to make sure it was included here. Poor Mary-Kate! I can see how her life is so turned around because her lack of steady work and money. COME ON! She's had more money than I've ever seen by the time she was ten, is it all so bad? I thought the stint in rehab, err "eating disorder clinic," last Summer would've helped the strung-out thing... Incidentally, it's alleged the Cirque Lodge in Orem where spent some time does not deal in eating disorders, but drug addictions, so you draw whatever conclusions you will.
And now, I present, Mary-Kate Olsen in her new film PAPARAZZI, YOU'RE NUMBER ONE!!
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Tuesday, May 31, 2005
Britney's Chaotic Crap
I found myself sitting home tonight, watching an episode of "Britney and Kevin: Chaotic" in its entirety. It's 30 minutes of my life I'll never get back. In fact, I'm not the only one who feels this way. My friend Deena texted me and said, "I will never watch this alone or sober again." It's amazing how one show has the potential to bring together the masses in one similar emotion-- we shall all never watch "Chaotic" alone OR sober again.
That said, I had a few ideas for a "Chaotic" drinking game, but decided to take a shot after every time Britney says something stupid or Kevin smokes a cigarette, would get people too drunk too quickly.
Instead, here are a few highlights for the lucky people who missed tonight's gripping episode.
1.) Britney told Kevin she loved him. she then played "hard to get" when Kevin didn't say it back, and Britney "built a wall." (Her words, not mine.)
2.) Britney took up kickboxing to channel her inner rage. She reveals to us she has "so much inner rage" she could "kick any boy's ass." Brilliant.
3.) Britney's pores were again large for the entire show. I spent a whole commercial break wondering if we should get Bioré to sponsor the show.
4.) We saw footage of Britney's Vienna, Austria concert. Big whoop. I prefered to see the footage that someone shot of a long-haired, cable-knit sweater-wearing street musician playing a violin. He was hot, and it briefly reminded me of a long-haired violist I used to date, and that was the deepest thing I thought for the duration of "Chaotic."
In conclusion, blow-drying my hair tonight was more compelling that either Britney or Kevin (whom I find absolutely disgusting). Is there anything else on Tuesday night now that "American Idol" is finished for the season? I will never watch "Chaotic" alone OR sober again.
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Wednesday, May 25, 2005
American Idol Winner!!!
Carrie Underwood crowned 'American Idol'
May. 26, 2005 - Country singer Carrie Underwood was crowned "American Idol" on Wednesday at the end of a nationwide search for a new pop star that has captivated much of the nation.
Underwood, 22, who was raised on an Oklahoma farm, beat fellow finalist Bo Bice, 29, to win the top-rated televised singing contest that was decided by votes sent in by the public via telephone and text message.
"Thank you America!" said Underwood, fighting back tears.
So, I'm glad about this. It took me awhile to warm up to Carrie, but after Tuesday night's final singing I thought she was great. If hotties Constantine and Anthony Federov couldn't win, then I'm all for girl power and Carrie!!! Carrie will have some staying power, and I see her very much as the same kind of personality as Kelly Clarkson-- marketable. So far, Kelly Clarkson has had more success than any other Idol winner, and I was beginning to wonder if becoming a runner-up might be better for one's career. (i.e. Kimberly Locke and Clay Aiken) To win Idol seems hit and miss, not a guaranteed success, and Carrie Underwood has some staying power even beyond the season when the voting is closed.
American Idol will continue, for those wondering, auditions begin at the end of summer. If you think you can hack it, keep up with the Official Idol Web Site which will probably post audition information soon. Oh, and the 4th Season Idol finalists will be here in concert August 26... heeelllooooo Constantine?!?
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Tuesday, May 24, 2005
Moby Concert Picts
These were taken with my Verizon Wireless cameraphone at the Moby concert a few weeks ago at "In the Venue" (a private club for members) during the song "Porcelain."
A guy I was dating and I went to see Moby because I absolutely love Moby. When we walked in, there was this kind of small, bald guy standing at the sound board with his arms folded, listening to the opening group. When Moby started, I peeked around the corner from our table, and it turns out it was him, just hanging out before the show. I was extremely excited to see this concert with this particular man because some of the songs reminded me of him.
Since the concert, he's broken it off with me, deciding he, "Just wants to be friends." (So much for the persuasive powers of free tickets and me in a hot shirt, whatever.)
I'm heartbroken, but I still absolutely love Moby.
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Subservient Chicken
Not one to really buy into corporate gimmick (Hello? Ugly Kids campaign?!) but this kept me entertained for hours. This large chicken will do pretty much anything you ask him to do, short of flipping you off. He will scold you for that. CONTROL FREAKS UNITE! IT'S SUBSERVIENT CHICKEN!
Subservient Chicken
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Monday, May 23, 2005
Just for the Record...
From time to time, people like to take cheap shots at people. For whatever reason, people think it's necessary to put others down for no reason. Not that I care to address peoples' opinions of myself, but I simply cannot stand by and let people believe that I'm a "ditz" or have nothing of particular value to say... that my brain is some void personified by vapid stares, swathed in Hollywood gossip and cute clothes. For those people that doubt the validity of my "smart chick" claims, I present to you some thoughts I had over the weekend, and challenge you to have some thoughts of your own. For some, this is a boring post, and tomorrow I'll get back to something more entertaining. Until then... I ran across this paper from college, and decided to add a few things to it, and possibly publish it somewhere. If not somewhere, then here, because at least then it's out there. Consequently, I present to you my Sunday morning thoughts on how Man is essentially a social product (maybe the meanies will learn something!), based upon some claims made by myself in an essay written April 30, 1997.
Society is a human product. Society is an objective reality. Man is therefore a social product.
In order to fully understand the claim that Man is a social product, a few terms must be defined. According to Webster's Collegiate Dictionary, human means "susceptible to or representative of the sympathies and frailties of human nature." Society is "an enduring and cooperating social group whose members have developed organized patterns of relationships through interaction with one another." Because we are susceptible to human nature and are therefore involved in relationships, man is a social product created to perpetuate the success of society. This propagation of man, by man, is achieved through conscious recognition, or reality.
Without something called "logic," it would be impossible for man to comprehend any type of reality. In order to continue as people in society, we realize that we do exist, as this "reflective consciousness superimposes the quality of logic on the institutional order." (Berger & Luckman, 64) Basically, because we are human and living in a collective society, we are able to reflect upon our existence and therefore live harmoniously in our self-created societies. This is why we have people who deviate from society and commit crimes against society. They do not develop the ability to fully rationalize, and therefore cannot logically comprehend what they must do in order to exist along with everyone else.
If a person understands their place in society, is is assumed they have a certain amount of knowledge. In turn, they become socially acceptable. "Since the well-socialized individual 'knows' that his social world is a consistent whole, he will be constrained to explain both its functioning and malfunctioning in terms of his 'knowledge.'"(64) Knowledge is a learned function defined by the society of which a person belongs. If people do not have general knowledge of how society works, they generally end up in a system of sorts, with the hopes of relearning how society works. The goal is these people can learn to become a product of society in order to exist, though without further discussing the problems in our prison systems, many times hardened criminals cannot be rehabilitated...
I could continue, but since this was mainly a coffeehouse daydream, I figure this is sufficient. On purpose, I left no conclusion. However, if anybody is wanting to challenge my claim that I am not, in the immortal words of Cher in "Clueless," a "ditz with a credit card," I urge you to buy me a double hazelnut latte, skim milk, and sit down for a little debate. Oh, and I paid my way through school with a scholarship split between the newspaper and debate team, so it's up to you. Now that we all have nothing to prove, wouldn't we all rather read more of the "fun posts?"
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Ever Meet Someone Famous and Not Know it Until WAY Later?
I've had this phenomenon happen twice in my life-- meeting someone famous, and not knowing who and the hell they are. The first time was when I went to New York with a theatre group when I was in ninth grade. We saw "Lost in Yonkers," a Neil Simon show, which really meant nothing to me at the time, and paled in comparison to seeing "Phantom of the Opera" in the same trip. We got to meet with some of the "Yonkers" cast and it turns out we got to sit and talk to a very young Kevin Spacey. This didn't really dawn on me until nearly a decade later when I was looking at some Playbills and thought "Holy hell, I saw Kevin Spacey." From what I recall, he was fantastic, however, it was still no "Phantom."
Kevin Spacey in "Lost in Yonkers" on Broadway. He's at the top left.
The second epiphany I had like this was the other week when I realized I had hung out with Nicole Richie's now fiancee, DJ AM. I went to Vegas with some girlfriends this past September for a weekend of trolling for men. I was seeing someone at the time, so my plan of trolling for random was kind of the last thing on my mind. At any rate, we all went to this club at the Hard Rock Hotel called Body English, which is the trendy hotspot for the likes of Paris Hilton and her bitch posse. I don't know how it happened, but one of the women in my group knew a guy who got us all into the VIP section which happened to be located near the DJ booth. Rather than pick up on random guys I'd never see again, I decided to hang out and see what the DJ was up to (as I usually do in clubs) and it turned out it was this guy named DJ AM, which meant nothing to me at the time. After reading so much lately about he and Nicole Richie, it just dawned on me this was the same guy. He spins great, and if he and Nicole ever break up, I'm SO in there!
Nicole Richie and DJ AM (Adam Goldstein) I don't remember him being this skinny.
If this has ever happened to you, feel free to leave me a comment!!
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Tuesday, May 17, 2005
Where to Find... Stuff?
For work, I read an ungodly amount of magazines. You name it, I probably read it throughout the month: Teen People, Teen Vogue, CosmoGirl, Glamour, Life & Style, In Touch, US Weekly, Cosmopolitan, People, blah blah blah... Yeah, life's rough I LOVE IT, so much that I go crazy if I'm not in the magazine loop. That said, you know how you see accessories and things people in these magazines wear. And it's all cute. AND you know you just HAVE TO HAVE IT? I've found a Web site where this stuff is available and inexpensive and it says what magazine in which it was featured!!
Go right now to GirlProps and order stuff. Order lots of stuff... I did.
Katie Holmes wore this in this month's "Life & Style"
I just saw this in "In Style"
Ya' dig? I do.
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Monday, May 09, 2005
Finally... an update!
Yeah, I know, I'm a jerk. I'm a procrastinating, lazy jerk. That said, here's an update! I decided to sort of add all the "girly" stuff we don't get a chance to talk about on our show. You know, if I find a product I love, or if I'm dying for a new Dooney and Bourke bag, I'll post it here. And you can tell me what you think too.
Accessories frustrate me. It's like, they accumulate and then I never wear them all. Sooo, here's a great place for trendy, cheapy accessories that look expensive but won't break the bank. You also won't feel bad if you wear them once and then buy something else. Annnnnnd, they're all online so if you're sitting home on a Saturday night, you can shop away in the comforts of your own living room. Happiness IS a new pair of earrings or purse. Go now to Sam Moon's Trading Company
For summer, pair dark denim with a cute babydoll top, heels and the season's flashy, glittery bags:
So cute! And you can find different colors and other accessories on the site. I'm in love!
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Tuesday, March 01, 2005
Oscar's Best-Dressed
After further speculation, I've decided that even though Hilary Swank got the nod for "Best-Dressed" at this year's Oscar awards, the gown still makes it look like her head is on backwards:
It creates sort of a strange, cognative dissonence... kind of like clowns at a carnival.
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