Thursday, June 30, 2005

In Case You Missed it!!!

Now, I'm not saying this is true, you decide for yourself... but if you missed my post on our Hollywood Sleaze page here it is...

To shed some light on the whole Katie/Tom thing... believe it or not, it’s up to you:

Apparently Tom Cruise was supposedly caught in bed with Matchbox 20’s Rob Thomas by Rob Thomas’ wife Marisol!!! Rob Thomas is a Scientologist too, and nobody wanted the rumor to get out, especially from Marisol who threatened to talk. So, the Scientologists came up with a plan to audition girlfriends for Tom Cruise, ending up with Katie Holmes. They promised her a lot of money and a boost in her career from B- list to A- list celebrity. But now Marisol is so irritated at the media attention she is threatening to go to the media with everything.

Tuesday, June 28, 2005

Forehead Goldie

I can't believe it, we talked to this girl today who's put an auction on eBay to have companies bid on advertising space on her forehead!! Check this auction out-- it's the second most-watched auction on eBay right now, I'm wondering what the first most-watched auction on eBay is right now!

She's going in tomorrow to have it done, which is totally crazy. I'm constantly amazed what people will do for their kids. She says she wants to send him to private school and give him a better life. Good luck girl! May the forehead be with you.

Yesterday, Goldie also wrote, "w0w w0w w0w w0w w0w w0w w0w breaking news this just in...........................

Aww, thanks, Goldie! I'm thinking of heading over to her tattooing tomorrow afternoon, to get some audio and pictures. I'll post whatever I get! Or maybe I'll get a tattoo of my own while I'm there-- not necessarily on my forehead.

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Chain Letter

I hate these things, but since this week is feeling really long, I selfishly need something nice to happen to me tomorrow between 1 and 4 p.m. I am continually amazed how Chain Letter knows just when that something nice will hit, I mean, who am I to argue with Chain Letter? I hate Chain Letter, and this is the first one I've passed along-- ever! Okay, except for that one where you're supposed to receive panties from around the world, but I never got any. So, I hope ten people read this so I don't have "Ten years of ten bad things." I'm also hoping that when midnight rolls around my "true love" realizes I exist-- but how can I be sure Pierce Brosnan has my current phone number?

Now what you're going to have to do is copy/paste and resend it! BWAHAHAHAHAAAA!

A girl asked a guy if he thought she was pretty. He
She asked him if he would want to be with her forever....and he said no.

She then asked him if she were to leave would he cry, and once again he replied with a no.

She had heard enough. As she walked away, tears were streaming down her face.

The boy grabbed her arm and said.... You're not pretty you're beautiful.

I don't want to be with you forever. I NEED to be with you forever!

And I wouldn't cry if you walked away...I'd die...


I like you because of who you are to me.... A true friend and if I don't get this back I'll take the hint.

Tonight at midnight your true love will realize they truly love you.

Something good will happen to you at 1:00-4:00 pm tomorrow. It could be anywhere; AOL, yahoo, outside of work, anywhere.

Get ready for the biggest shock of your life. If you break this chain letter you will be cursed with 10 problems for the next ten years.

If you send it to 10 people in 10 minutes you're safe!

Remember: "A good friend will bail you out of jail....But a true friend will be sitting next to you saying "...

The thought of you brightens my day!

Thursday, June 23, 2005

Alternative Uses!

I got this from Listener Chelsy who wrote "Recently (6/22/05) we celebrated one of my coworker’s birthdays. We ran into a bind. We had forgotten to get birthday candles for the cake and at the time it was a torrential downpour outside. After a long search I came across some of my Pearl Tampax …. and the rest is history….we used a light, regular and heavy tampon for her birthday candles, lit the ends and she made her birthday wish."

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Yes, nothing says "Happy Birthday" quite like a bunch of burning tampons!! This is a quick-fix that would make MacGyver proud. Now, if only they could build a bomb out of Tampax and hand lotion!! Thanks Chelsy for the laugh!

Does anyone else have any good, alternate uses for household items?


I forgot to wish everyone a happy first week of summer! Have a tall, cold one, whatever your preference might be.

Say it isn't so!?

WHY does this happen with all my boyfriends? Okay, so maybe Colin Farrell didn't exactly know he was my boyfriend so I think I might let this one slide. As long as he doesn't cheat on me again!

"All of Miami is buzzing about Colin Farrell hooking up with the illustrious drag sensation Elaine Lancaster during a recent party at the Versace mansion. It seems at some point during the party, Colin retired to one of the bedrooms and was seen rolling around by himself, moaning and whatnot (as you do at parties like that). Then the lovely and irrepressable Miss Lancaster was seen going into the room and shutting the door behind her. Two hours later, Colin emerged badly disheveled, unbuttoned, unzipped, and with her shocking-pink lipstick all over his face. South Beachers were shocked, yes SHOCKED! at the lusty leprechaun's latest shenanigans."

So, what's the deal? Is this alluding that my Colin is attracted to women (hence the makeup thing) but really likes men or that it doesn't matter and he wants it all? Or what about the expert we had on the show the other day talking about Gay Husbands and straight wives who claims that men aren't bi-sexual, they're all gay but perhaps not yet confronting that? Is it possible that Colin just enjoyed the companionship of these people? As I understand it, people cross-dress without being necessarily homosexual. Look at my other love, Eddie Izzard who very much looks hot in makeup, and who is very much straight. With that, I pass along this service to the women out there:

The Checklist if You Think Your Man Is Gay
You have a normal sexual appetite, but your mate thinks you have excessive sexual needs.

There is a decline of sexual activity early in your marriage.

Your husband is repulsed by normal sexual activity.

Your mate admits to having had more than two homosexual encounters.

Your husband reveals he's bisexual.

Your partner visits gay bars claiming he’s there only to hang out with his gay friend (s).

Your mate watches porno movies with gay male scenes.

Your mate makes continual homophobic comments.

Your partner’s ego appears to be boosted by compliments from gay men.

For more information, log onto Gay Husbands

I love you Eddie Izzard! One day you will be mine!

Wednesday, June 22, 2005

Tom Cruise/ Katie Holmes Debacle...

I still don't buy this relationship. I haven't bought it from day one, and I still don't buy it. I'm curious to see how long it lasts after "War of the Worlds" opens. I mean, if the relationship mysteriously ends, I'm going to totally say "I told you so."

In the meantime, what's up with the bug eyes?

Tuesday, June 14, 2005

Bag Lady Dressin'

I'm wondering what the deal is with stars and their dress lately. Bluntly stated, why does everybody look like a bag lady lately. I believe this all started with what I refer to as the "Mary-Kate Phenomenon" where you TRY to look like you're wearing a doily, so as to disguise your dwindling frame. Is that the deal? Is everyone in Hollywood getting so skinny that it's hard to find clothes that fit? Don't tell me you don't have enough money... how 'bout we all go out and get a sandwich? For real. I watch my weight, I watch what I eat, however I work hard enough at what I look like that I don't want to look like a bag lady, and I get up at 3:00 in the morning! I don't get it, somebody please explain it to me.

Here are some examples:

Scarlett Johanssen, 1980s Bag Lady

Mary-Kate Olsen, A Grandmother's Bag Lady

Paris Hilton, Beverly Hills Bag Lady

Anna Nicole Smith, Just a Bag

About the only person right now who doesn't look like a bag lady is Katie Holmes, and I can't stand her lack of thought for her own. For example, she's now converting to Scientology because Tommy wants her to change. Let's see him change for her!

Friday, June 03, 2005

Full House THIS!

This was simply too precious not to post... again. I put it on our Hollywood Sleaze page, but had to make sure it was included here. Poor Mary-Kate! I can see how her life is so turned around because her lack of steady work and money. COME ON! She's had more money than I've ever seen by the time she was ten, is it all so bad? I thought the stint in rehab, err "eating disorder clinic," last Summer would've helped the strung-out thing... Incidentally, it's alleged the Cirque Lodge in Orem where spent some time does not deal in eating disorders, but drug addictions, so you draw whatever conclusions you will.

And now, I present, Mary-Kate Olsen in her new film PAPARAZZI, YOU'RE NUMBER ONE!!