Thursday, June 23, 2005

Say it isn't so!?

WHY does this happen with all my boyfriends? Okay, so maybe Colin Farrell didn't exactly know he was my boyfriend so I think I might let this one slide. As long as he doesn't cheat on me again!

"All of Miami is buzzing about Colin Farrell hooking up with the illustrious drag sensation Elaine Lancaster during a recent party at the Versace mansion. It seems at some point during the party, Colin retired to one of the bedrooms and was seen rolling around by himself, moaning and whatnot (as you do at parties like that). Then the lovely and irrepressable Miss Lancaster was seen going into the room and shutting the door behind her. Two hours later, Colin emerged badly disheveled, unbuttoned, unzipped, and with her shocking-pink lipstick all over his face. South Beachers were shocked, yes SHOCKED! at the lusty leprechaun's latest shenanigans."

So, what's the deal? Is this alluding that my Colin is attracted to women (hence the makeup thing) but really likes men or that it doesn't matter and he wants it all? Or what about the expert we had on the show the other day talking about Gay Husbands and straight wives who claims that men aren't bi-sexual, they're all gay but perhaps not yet confronting that? Is it possible that Colin just enjoyed the companionship of these people? As I understand it, people cross-dress without being necessarily homosexual. Look at my other love, Eddie Izzard who very much looks hot in makeup, and who is very much straight. With that, I pass along this service to the women out there:

The Checklist if You Think Your Man Is Gay
You have a normal sexual appetite, but your mate thinks you have excessive sexual needs.

There is a decline of sexual activity early in your marriage.

Your husband is repulsed by normal sexual activity.

Your mate admits to having had more than two homosexual encounters.

Your husband reveals he's bisexual.

Your partner visits gay bars claiming he’s there only to hang out with his gay friend (s).

Your mate watches porno movies with gay male scenes.

Your mate makes continual homophobic comments.

Your partner’s ego appears to be boosted by compliments from gay men.

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I love you Eddie Izzard! One day you will be mine!