Monday, March 31, 2008

He did what?

In my plight to curb the absolute sickness and boredom I've had while doing the tooth recovery, I ran across this news story that made me glad I'm not a reporter in Ohio. Perhaps the police officer who was interviewed for the story puts it best when he says, "Once you think you've seen it all, something else comes around." Yes, yes it does.



7 comments:

kris said...

The children! Won't someone think about the children?

Anonymous said...

Isn't this a free country! If the guy likes his table better than his wife, well? And if people don't like it, they shouldn't look! Table on good buddy!

Holly said...

Kris: It's true! :) What I like is that if it HADN'T been near a school, then somehow having sex with a table is then TOTALLY not out of the ordinary.

Anon: TABLE ON! I love that, in fact, that's going to be a new phrase I use... table on... table on...

dolt said...

Ew ew yuck. Just got our outdoor furniture out of the garage. Now it is spoiled.

Holly said...

dolt: the special bond you have between you and your outdoor furniture isn't something I needed to know about. On the other hand, if you're thinking of changing things up a bit, I've got a garden gnome with your name on it.

dolt said...

I never had relations with THAT table.

thejamminjabber said...

Is it too late for me to steal this?