In my plight to curb the absolute sickness and boredom I've had while doing the tooth recovery, I ran across this news story that made me glad I'm not a reporter in Ohio. Perhaps the police officer who was interviewed for the story puts it best when he says, "Once you think you've seen it all, something else comes around." Yes, yes it does.
You ski. I ski. Hold on while I make this awkward.
10 years ago
7 comments:
The children! Won't someone think about the children?
Isn't this a free country! If the guy likes his table better than his wife, well? And if people don't like it, they shouldn't look! Table on good buddy!
Kris: It's true! :) What I like is that if it HADN'T been near a school, then somehow having sex with a table is then TOTALLY not out of the ordinary.
Anon: TABLE ON! I love that, in fact, that's going to be a new phrase I use... table on... table on...
Ew ew yuck. Just got our outdoor furniture out of the garage. Now it is spoiled.
dolt: the special bond you have between you and your outdoor furniture isn't something I needed to know about. On the other hand, if you're thinking of changing things up a bit, I've got a garden gnome with your name on it.
I never had relations with THAT table.
Is it too late for me to steal this?
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