Thursday, January 08, 2009

Plastic for Plastic

What to get for the expressionless this Valentine's Day:

Just so that Kevin Rose knows, I naturally look younger than I am, so I don't need botox like some women feel they do. One day, it might all catch up and surpass me so that it looks like my nasal labial folds belong on a basset hound. Until then, I'm hot. I also get bonus points for using "nasal labial folds" in context and not giggling.


Jared said...

I giggled. Really, I did.