...and I can't get up...

For the second year in a row, a Miss USA has turfed it during the Miss Universe pageant. Maybe because I seem to fall off things so often (generally at the gym), but I love watching people fall down. If they're not hurt, I like to watch the recovery process. With that, I bring you some of my favorite famous biffs.

Miss Universe pageant this year (Crystie Stewart, Miss USA 2008)


Miss Universe pageant last year (Rachel Smith, Miss USA 2007)


And from 2006, the Grape Stomp will go down in history as my favorite fall... ever!