Monday, January 23, 2006

What is it about Getting Knocked Up?

Why is it that when people in Hollywood get pregnant they let themselves go to hell? Maybe I'm just still wondering what happened with Britney, or why she still looks like hell, but now Katie Holmes is the latest star to sport greasy pregnancy hair. Do Scientologists not believe in painkillers or shampoo? Meantime, it is alleged pregnant Angelina Jolie is going to have Brad Pitt's twins! Watch for her to quit washing her hair soon, as it's a long time until the Summer when she's due.

Anyway, here's a picture of post-pregnant Britney who reportedly got down to 120 pounds in mid-November but now allegedly weighs 140 pounds because she is so stressed out about her scumbag husband, K-Fed. Sources say she's a "human vacuum cleaner, chowing down ice cream, burgers, chicken nuggets and Cheetos."