Thursday, January 19, 2006

Hawaii is Awfully Damp!

Paris Hilton's reps are allegedly trying to silence a cab driver in Hawaii who claims Paris Hilton peed in the back of his cab. Apparently, Hilton was so plowed she was taking a cab to her hotel and just sort of let loose in the taxi. The cabbie then used towels to mop up the... ahem... accident to use as DNA evidence against her. And from pictures like this one, I can't imagine Paris peeing in a cab! Sure she's falling over, but she's not that drunk, right?