Weekend update

Granted, the headline is plagiarizing Saturday Night Live just a little bit, but stay tuned, the update from this weekend is quite a pageturner. Tonight, I will take the time to sit down and recount to you all the glorious turn of events that came our way when Urban Princess and I went out for drinks on Friday.

It was quite something to remember.

In other news, I want to leave you all this afternoon with some hearty words of advice: If you are going at the gym for two hours and getting all sweaty, avoid using the bathroom and subsequent usage of a paper toilet seat cover (because your legs are too sore to "hover). You will realize when you're home and in the shower that chunks of paper toilet seat cover turn to glue on your ass when extremely wet.

And I leave you with that for now.