Wednesday, February 11, 2009

Loose furniture

We saw this sign outside a furniture store at lunch today, and I'm left wondering exactly what is Hooker Furniture:

Does this furniture turn tricks? Have slip covers which are too short for daylight hours? Does it have clear, lucite legs that light up when pressure is applied?

It is 40% off, however, making it cheap Hooker furniture.


1979 semi-finalist said...

BWAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHA! This is great (not grate, but great).

Holly said...

Gives new meaning to the term "couch commando," methinks.