Friday, February 13, 2009

Long fingernail lady



I got an email from a very reliable source who worked decades ago at a place where this lady shopped. She writes, "Her fingernails weren't quite that long when she came thru my checkstand, but I remember her telling me that she was unable to do housework and that was a good incentive for her to keep the ratty looking things. Also, it was apparently a turn-on for her husband. Gross, gross, gross! I guess she has to start over now. Hopefully she will clean her house first."

It seems all good things must come to an end. Apparently the world record holder for the world's longest fingernails lives in Utah, and a car accident caused her to lose her prized possessions. During the recent crash, she was ejected from the vehicle and broke a nail. She was very lucky she wasn't more seriously injured. Still, it is tough to buckle your seatbelt when you're trying to rock 28 feet of ghetto fingers. (Click here for the Salt Lake Tribune article on this accident)

At least now she can pick her nose!

5 comments:

Jessica said...

EEEEWWWWW! I saw that on the news last night - gave me the crawls!

1979 semi-finalist said...

ewwww. ewwww. eeewwwww.

Isn't there some thing about when your nails grow this long that veins or something grow into the nail and so you can't cut them anymore...gods i just grossed myself out even more...

Holly said...

Ewwwwww!!! Just thinking of nail veins makes me think of those people you read about who have tumors containing teeth and hair and stuff.

dolt said...

My wife and son saw her while shopping at Nordstroms. They are still oogeyed out by the chance encounter.

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I think that is so insane, I am still wondering how could she have done such a crazy thig