Shhh... don't tell

Clinton and Stacy from TLC's What Not to Wear would be so very disappointed in me today. I have the waistband of my pants pinned to make them fit. It was either that, or sag, which I don't believe is even in style with homies anymore. All the kids nowadays are wearing girl pants, and my girl pants don't even fit me today.

Then I had to wear a longer sweater to cover up the fact that my pants are pinned to fit, which made the butt part look strange.

Clinton and Stacy, I'm sorry. I don't mean to thumb my nose at you. I just wanted to try to make my pants fit today. On the other hand, if anybody wants to nominate me for the show so I can get the five-thousand bucks, I'd be okay with that. Generally I don't feel my fashion sense is that lacking, but I would take it all in stride to get some new duds.

Also, as a totally unrelated sidebar to this post, last night's Project Runway was by far my favorite this season. I love it when we actually see the designers' personalities and now in my fantasy world, I want to run off and join the Ice Capades with Chris March.