"Always remember: the wang of an emotionally detached man is like a vampire; if you invite it into your home it will first consume, then destroy you."
You ski. I ski. Hold on while I make this awkward.
10 years ago
Thursday, February 14, 2008
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Very sound advice indeed. And taken to heart.
I love you like I love my shoes.
nice :)
you'll be first call next time i need some really awesome advice...
UP: thanks. I love you like I love Apple products.
Kel: I've got a million of them. If I were a character on Ally McBeal, they'd be referred to as "Fish-isms."
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