Tuesday, December 27, 2005

Mariah Carey's Big Flapjack Nipples


Just when I start to sort of tolerate Mariah Carey, I'm reminded that she annoys me. She has a few songs lately that I actually like, and then I'm bludgeoned over the head with her "All I Want for Christmas is You" song. Well, now the holidays are over, and I'm thinking "What the hell is she wearing?" What and the hell IS she wearing as her massive cans spill out of her top? Hello? Plunging top for flat-chested girls. If you're well-endowed like Mariah, fine, some of us aren't so lucky-- we don't have any to look at, and we certainly don't want to see yours.

I won't even talk about Donnatella Versace... Sunscreen, girl!

6 comments:

tgi56 said...

Okay Survey time:

Which is your preference? Big FlapJack nipples or itty bitty nipples? (Pink ones of course ----just for you Sarah)

Let's hear it, I think we know Golightly's opinion.

sarahbellum said...

golightly, sorry to trash people on your blog, but for some reason i think this time you just won't mind....

that said.

tgi, you are kind of an ass. AND kind of is putting it lightly!!

Holly said...

LOL!!!!!

I don't really like nipples, actually. I'd be okay if we all sanded ours off like a mannequin at ZCMI.

sarahbellum said...

keep the sandpaper away from me. i am keeping 'em.

just jane said...

I am SO staying out of the nipple wars.

I tried to follow your Barberi blog, and your "fans" gave me a headache. Kudos to you for dealing with it.

Miss Bellum, way to stick it to him.

Holly said...

Yeah, that's good times. I think there's one group of haters out there. They all have the same IP address, but I'm not going to ban it... yet. :)

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