Wednesday, April 28, 2010

Horny Face Care

With all of the recent news about volcanoes, I have learned that volcanic ash can be useful! On your face! Apparently the ash contains essential vitamins and minerals... and stays crunchy in milk! Okay, I added that last part, but apparently volcanic ash contains vitamins and minerals that will make your face clearer and look younger.

Maybe only in Japan though. This volcanic goo is only available in Japan. And when you visit the website (notice the new AP style has changed "Web site" to "website" so I'm going with it) it's all in Japanese. Thank goodness for Google translation! At first I thought something was lost in translation, but I guess that shooting this "creamy lather" on your face will make you clearer, younger...

...and horny!!

7 comments:

Michele said...

Yes, and 'Renewal Packets' are also available through the website, apparently, for poultry speak! Go figure.

Holly B. said...

LOL! It's a good thing since it remains moist and the moisture.

Bryan said...

I don't understand a single word of the translation but it still cracks me up.

Lisa said...

Ah...reminds me of bunny of the easter...good times good times!

dolt said...

Clean up on aisle four.

Thank you for making me smile!

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Anonymous said...

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