New hair picture on demand!

Girly Girl Pick of the Week 04/10/06

I just did a hair show with Redken over the weekend, so I'm totally psyched over their products!! I'm also totally psyched over what they did with my head! I'm like a redheaded Aeon Flux.

Anywho... if you're a color-aholic like I am, you've got to try out Redken's Color Extend shampoo and conditioner. It rocks the free world and is rumored to extend the life of your color three times as long as if you didn't use it. (which if you're red that will be two weeks instead of two days!!!)

Plus, it smells really yummy and that's always a bonus.

Try New Dessert Spray...

It tastes yuuumm-yum. Just look at Jessica, she loves the creamy lip gloss. Loves it so much her eyes are rolling into the back of her head.

Katie-- Ready for the Alien Baby

Katie Holmes is about ready to explode forth the alien-baby who is the fruit of Tom Cruise's loins. This is wrongity, wrong, wrong, wrong and makes me cherish my decision never to squeeze something the size of a watermelon out a hole the size of a lemon.

Girly Girl Pick of the Week 04/03

Yeah, I'm back into blogging. I finally got all moved, I'm finally decorating the new place... I finally have some of my downstairs tiki bathroom put together.

Moving sucks. All my fingernails are gone and I have all these cuts all over my hands. Even though we're adults, why subject ourselves to those awful fake flesh-colored bandaids? NO THANK YOU!

I was lucky enough to find this week's girly girl pick, Pirate Bandaids. The only thing that would make them better would be if they came in pink. Nevertheless, they're black with white skulls and crossbones, AND they come with a free toy inside! And this toy is actually a good toy, not like the shitty toys now found inside Cracker Jacks-- a tiny black rubber duckie pencil topper.

Life is good.



I found mine at Got Beauty or if you don't like facing people, you can order online at 5littlemonkeys.com But you should go to Got Beauty because the gals there are fantastic!!

AAaaaargh!!! Here's to the Crusty Pirate, matey!