I am so sick of stars filing for divorce. I need to have some hope in the world that there are relationships that actually work out. As I wander about in my haze of bad dates, failed couplings and attraction toward men who don't want me, I need to see there are people in Hollywood I can look up to! Notsomuch. No more Nick and Jessica, no more Brad and Jen, no more Kevin and Britney...
...okay, I could care less about that last one.
I'm not into Ben and Jen. I'm not into Brad and Angelina. I'm definitely not into Tom and Katie.
The latest in the Hollywood divorce club is Christina Applegate and Johnathon Schaech. I thought they were actually cute, and in every interview I've read with Christina Applegate, she seemed to really be into him. (For those of you saying, "ummm, Johnathon who?" He's the moody singer in That Thing You Do! and also was in a great TNT movie about Houdini's life.) The two filed for divorce in a Los Angeles court Monday afternoon. According to a statement released by their publicist: "After four years of marriage, actors Johnathon Schaech and Christina Applegate have filed for divorce. The decision is mutual. We have no further comment at this time."
Four years? Four years? What the hell? What is the shelf life of a Hollywood marriage? Hell, what is the shelf life of a non-Hollywood marriage?!? Anyway, the couple cited irreconcilable differences.
Updated: Just found this out from Entertainmentwise
Jennifer Aniston has burned the dress she wore when she married her now ex-husband Brad Pitt.
The actress was joined by friends to witness the ritual outside her Malibu beach home.
According to Grazia magazine the actress, who is believed to now be dating actor Vince Vaughn, was sipping champagne and laughing with friends as her wedding dress went up in smoke.
That's what we all need! An ex-boyfriend memorbilia bonfire!!
You ski. I ski. Hold on while I make this awkward.
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5 comments:
Have you considered, "playing for the other team?"
remember will smith and jada pinkett-smith, they are going on 7 years. i think they are a great example of a "good" hollywood marriage.
tgi-keep your lesbian fantasies to yourself.
Good point, Will and Jada are a shining example. I give it three more years.
;)
Valerie Bertinelli & Eddie Van Halen made it a long time. They're divorcing after 24 years (they've been seperated the last 4).
See?!? My point exactly!!! How can you live in Hollywood and stay married as long as my grandparents were?
Tim Robbins and Susan Sarandon have the right idea.
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