Tuesday, June 14, 2005

Bag Lady Dressin'

I'm wondering what the deal is with stars and their dress lately. Bluntly stated, why does everybody look like a bag lady lately. I believe this all started with what I refer to as the "Mary-Kate Phenomenon" where you TRY to look like you're wearing a doily, so as to disguise your dwindling frame. Is that the deal? Is everyone in Hollywood getting so skinny that it's hard to find clothes that fit? Don't tell me you don't have enough money... how 'bout we all go out and get a sandwich? For real. I watch my weight, I watch what I eat, however I work hard enough at what I look like that I don't want to look like a bag lady, and I get up at 3:00 in the morning! I don't get it, somebody please explain it to me.

Here are some examples:


Scarlett Johanssen, 1980s Bag Lady


Mary-Kate Olsen, A Grandmother's Bag Lady


Paris Hilton, Beverly Hills Bag Lady


Anna Nicole Smith, Just a Bag

About the only person right now who doesn't look like a bag lady is Katie Holmes, and I can't stand her lack of thought for her own. For example, she's now converting to Scientology because Tommy wants her to change. Let's see him change for her!

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